When the Moon Turns Blue

There ain't nothing on Earth more stubborn than the pride of a man, So let's not try to apologize 'cause we both know that we can't. A stern look in the eye and half a nod is all you'll ever get. ''One step towards me, and I'll box your ears. On that, you can bet.''

I think I'll shake your hand when Hell freezes over, When the Pacific runs out of water, When little piggies learn to fly Maybe we'll compromise when a baby's born with golden eyes and says "Hey, I'm happy to be alive." Oh, when that fateful day comes, When a walkin' fish learns how to run, Maybe we'll call a truce When the moo-oo-oon turns blue

I see a friendship in our future When a Jew's elected Pope. 'I'll have you over for dinner When I shit a cantaloupe. I'm sick your smug, stupid smile Oh how I'd love smack if off! And whip you with my belt a while Fair warning: I play rough!

I think I'll shake your hand when Hell freezes over, When the Pacific runs out of water, When little piggies learn to fly Maybe we'll compromise when a baby's born with golden eyes and says "Hey, I'm happy to be alive." Oh, when that fateful day comes, When a walkin' fish learns how to run, Maybe we'll call a truce When the moo-oo-oon turns blue

Little boy: "Grandpa look! The Moon is blue!" Elderly man: "Well I'll be damned."

(song slows)

I guess after half a century There comes a time to forgive our enemies And make nice But that idea there juuust Doesn't sound right!

(song speeds up)

I think I'll shake your hand when Hell freezes over, When the Pacific runs out of water, When little piggies learn to fly Maybe we'll compromise when a baby's born with golden eyes and says "Hey, I'm happy to be alive." Oh, when that fateful day comes, When a walkin' fish learns how to run, Maybe we'll call a truce When the moo-oo-oon turns blue