Murder on Fanon Row

Nobody saw her running from sixteenth avenue. They never found the fingerprint or the weapon that was used. But someone killed the fanon portal, cut out its heart and soul. She got away with murder, down on fanon row.

The almighty envy and the lust for wiki-wide fame Slowly killed good writing, and for that someone should hang The admins say not guilty, but the evidence will show That murder was committed, down on fanon row.

[Chorus:] For the legends of the past no longer write and comments are rare today, But nubes 'n useless message boards are mixed up in your face. The Bos wouldn't have a chance on today's fanon portal Since they committed murder, down on fanon row.

They thought no one would miss it, once it was dead and gone They said no one would read them old post-war and new fanons (I'll still read 'em) Well there ain't no justice in it and the hard facts are cold Murder's been committed, down on fanon row.

[Chorus:] For the legends of the past no longer write and comments are rare today, But nubes 'n useless message boards are mixed up in your face. The Bos wouldn't have a chance on today's fanon portal Since they committed murder, down on fanon row.

Why, they even tell Millennia to pack up, and go back home There's been an awful murder, down on fanon row.