How I Ended Up Here

Now I was born in the great state of Alaska Sarah Palin was my hometown mayor, just ask 'ha We lived in a huntin' town named Wasilla Where eatin' read meat doesn't make you a killa. The Last Frontier's fine if you don't mind the cold As long as ya do whatever your told.

Hey I don't like to brag, but I've traveled around From coast to coast and town to town. Over the years, I've seen so many things From poor trailer parks to diamond rings. Look at me now, just sippin' my beer Wondering how in the Hell, did I end up here?

(Banjo solo)

The southernmost state named after Caroline Is where I moved to learn how to make moonshine. Diggin' in the dirt and gettin' mud on my shirt The only way to get clean was learn how to surf. You can be workin' on a farm or buyin' yachts But either way, you better be a good shot!

Hey I don't like to brag, but I've traveled around From coast to coast and town to town. Over the years, I've seen so many things From poor trailer parks to diamond rings. Look at me now, just sippin' my beer Wondering how in the Hell, did I end up here?

(Awesome harmonica and electric guitar melody)

These days I reside in Mary's land I'm sure gonna miss workin' on my tan The people don't like guns, and they don't like huntin ''So their faces when we moved in? Ha! That was somethin'!'' You see we're real close to Washington, D.C. Where self-centerdness is the philosophy. Why?

Hey I don't like to brag, but I've traveled around From coast to coast and town to town. Over the years, I've seen so many things From poor trailer parks to diamond rings. Look at me now, just sippin' my beer Wondering how in the Hell, did I end up here?

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Hey I don't like to brag, but I've traveled around From coast to coast and town to town. Over the years, I've seen so many things From poor trailer parks to diamond rings. Look at me now, just sippin' my beer Wondering HOW IN THE HELL DID I END UP HERE?